Dear all,

It is well known that Alan and Roberta bought a nice, new, white, luxurious leather sofa for their equally nice new house.

It is also well known that Edward loves a nice comfy sofa; that Edward is very careful and doesn't drop red wine, bigilla and whatever goodies are available; that he is very clean and tidy, and that he will sit on the sofa with utmost regard to the whiteness which does NOT scream out "stain me".

Even if you just ignore Edward for a moment, don't forget that even a sofa has human rights. Even a sofa requires a nice comfy human being, to warm it up in that special way.

So come on Alan and Roberta, give Edward and the sofa a chance!!