WHEREAS the Minister of Public Safety has been observed to call the RCMP Commissioner by his FIRST NAME, and WHEREAS Mr. David McGuinty, MP, feels that this represents an unhealthily close relationship, and WHEREAS Mr. David McGuinty shares a surname with his brother Mr. Dalton McGuinty, the current Premier of Ontario, and WHEREAS this shared name indicates an unhealthily close relationship between these two men, THEREFORE we, the undersigned, demand that Mr. David McGuinty change his last name to Moron.