Sure, Witcher School is in Poland, far away from Zack Furniss' home in California, and it costs 350 € (whatever the hell that translates into when dealing with good 'ol American money. Sure, Destructoid doesn't have the budget for such a frivolous expense. The camera crew that would be there to document Zack's journey of trying very hard to stay in character wouldn't be cheap.

But what say you, the people? And what School do you think Zack would be most suited to? He'll grow out his hair to restore himself to his former glory before going on the path of the Hexer.