We all know that the Minions are a disgrace to humanity.

You have seen the abominations printed on various sorts of merchandise. From fruit snacks, to cereals, to cleaning products, it's clear they have become a nuisance to our lives. You go on Facebook and see such atrocities put into memes, when the memes are irrelevant to minions! I have seen on the Instagram page, @minion.s, there is a video showing two dogs dressed in minion costumes. That is practically a form of animal cruelty, to adorn dogs as minions! These anathemas must be stopped to protect our daily lives.

Moving on, the minions do not show entitlement to their own movie. They do not even speak English! From previews, I have witnessed that the half-witted aversions only seem to hurt each other or show how unintelligent they are. One of the trailers says that the “minions flock to the baddest villains.” Despite the fact that it could mean a number of things, this could point to the inevitable that minions are Nazis. I cannot begin to fathom why these yellow twinkies are getting their own movie.

By signing this petition, you are helping to stop the abominations from taking over our media, despite the thorough spread of them is already embedded in our media. Help to make a difference by taking a few seconds to sign it.