A sin has been committed. Our lord and Savoir Razzgarr the Unholy has been injured by the ruffian called Jay. We must punish her now and accordingly. By signing this petition you agree as you should the Jay should die in a horde of Razzgarr the Unholy's. This is the only way to avenge and appease our lord and savoir Razzgarr the Unholy

note: If you found this by accdent this is a private joke so please don't take it seriously.