For too long have the people been tempted by the proclamation of the burrito angels arrival at the esteemed offices of Hotel Engine without proper identification which beloved carrier has arrived.

To ye, my fellow employees, I say not all burritos are created equal!

We must move forth and carry out the word of which angel has arrived for all that is good in the love burritos. We shall band together and unite, for the proper enjoyment of burritos everywhere!