We the undersigned hereby demand that NBC, its parent company General Electric and all those responsible in the production of "The Office Wedding" issue a formal apology for its depraved and offensive inclusion of the song "Forever" by infamous R&B "artist" Christopher "Chris" Brown in the climax of the aforementioned special; We the undersigned hereby acknowledge that we understand such inclusion to be no less than a deliberate prima facie endorsement of violence against women in general and spousal abuse in particular; We the undersigned hereby pledge to boycott watching "The Office" in any form until our demands are met in full.