George Bashour for Pope
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Pope Benedict XVI resigned due to health issues. Mr. George Bashour is a young and healthy man ready to serve as pope for multiple decades. His intriguing ethnic background and respect for women (e.g. "A blowjob in the stacks would be so nice right now") suit the role of pope perfectly.
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