Alex Stahl, a.k.a. @stahlbal_11, has been menacing the ears of his friends for some months now since the advent of the new app, Snapchat. This is cruel and unusual punishment for those who unfortunately had the opportunity to meet Alex and become friends with him in real life, leading to the endless snapchats that absolutely nobody likes. Sign this petition so we can get him off delivery duty, or even better, have his snapchat banned.