Seeing as Gary Braunbeck has apparently led Lucy Snyder to believe that she, having fulfilled the spectacular accomplishment of making more than 100 short story sales, would be entitled to the visitation of "a magical fairy bearing freshley-baked chocolate chip cookies" as her reward, and seeing as this was simply an apparent fabrication on the part of Mr. Braunbeck as the aforementioned promised cookie delivery has not happened to date, we the undersigned feel that Mr. Braunbeck should now be obligated to fulfill said delivery in proxy for the apparently absentee cookie fairy. At the time of said fulfillment, Mr. Braunbeck should be appropriately attired in fairy wings and deliver unto Ms. Snyder no less than one dozen freshly-baked chocolate chip cookies. All in agreement please sign this petition. Thank you. -- The AACFFA (Association Against Cookie Fairy Fabrication Abuse)