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April 4, 2014

Petition to Have Chad Kroeger Neutered and Avril Lavigne Spayed

Petition to Have Chad Kroeger Neutered and Avril Lavigne Spayed

🏆 Won — 275 supporters Verified

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Nate V.
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Michele L.
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Karo
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Milo O.
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justin
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Marek S.
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Started by Anonymous 13 years, 8 months ago
We, the undersigned, hereby demand that scientific precautions be taken to ensure that Chad Kroeger and Avril Lavigne never procreate. To that end, we demand that each of them have their reproductive organs surgically removed. Lest you think us cruel, we will allow them to retain the use of their vocal chords. We just want to ensure that they each represent the end of their wretched line.

Updates

Reached 250 supporters

March 17, 2014

Reached 100 supporters

December 12, 2012

18 Comments

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Andrew Lyngarkos
12 years ago Featured

I find this to be quite reasonable. In a community where growing population is a problem we really need to be careful who we let procreate.

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Jessica Vogel
13 years ago Featured

imagine the music they would make... nightmare fuel. fix them both asap.

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Dave Delgado
13 years ago Featured

it just makes sense if u think about it

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Tom Gray
13 years ago Featured

doing society a huge favor here. thanks

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Sarah Kelly
13 years ago Featured

THINK OF THE CHILDREN. PLEASE DONT LET THEM BREED.

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Mike Holmes
13 years ago Featured

please do it for the sake of humanity. we cannot risk those genes getting out there.

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Nate Vibes
9 years ago

I love you

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Karo
12 years ago

i liked Canada :(...........