I am honestly stunned that this actually worked out but the news is official today. You all turned a passing thought into a reality and I am just happy to have been along for the ride. Please keep an eye on things just to be sure they stick to the …
We, the undersigned, hereby demand that scientific precautions be taken to ensure that Chad Kroeger and Avril Lavigne never procreate. To that end, we demand that each of them have their reproductive organs surgically removed. Lest you think us cruel, we will allow them to retain the use of their vocal chords. We just want to ensure that they each represent the end of their wretched line.
I am honestly stunned that this actually worked out but the news is official today. You all turned a passing thought into a reality and I am just happy to have been along for the ride. Please keep an eye on things just to be sure they stick to the …
We, the undersigned, hereby demand that scientific precautions be taken to ensure that Chad Kroeger and Avril Lavigne never procreate. To that end, we demand that each of them have their reproductive organs surgically removed. Lest you think us cruel, we will allow them to retain the use of their vocal chords. We just want to ensure that they each represent the end of their wretched line.
I find this to be quite reasonable. In a community where growing population is a problem we really need to be careful who we let procreate.