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Hi. I really need a job. Like, really need one. And seeing as you're currently hiring, please hear me out: You need me -- and I need you.
You can probably tell how desperate I am to catch your attention since most people don't bring petitions containing nearly a thousand signatures to their job interviews; Yet, here I am. Desperate not just for a job, but for a career. I am your proud and atypical strange duck, and I've been hiding my gifts. I am finally ready to share them in the world of writing, especially as they pertain to creative media, culture, and/or comedy. Are you ready? If not, at least I know you won't forget my interview -- because one of my talents is creating memorable moments from weird situations -- those that so easily draw interest and amusement from almost any crowd.
I have collected hundreds of signatures from people who believe I am worth taking a chance on. That said, my proposal to you today is: Will you sign the 1,000th and last signature on my petition, and agree to give me an opportunity to work for you? HIRE ME TODAY!
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Over the course of my friendship with Marielle , the one phrase I don't remember ever having to use is " what do you mean ? " . 99% wheat here - very little chaff . Be number 1,000 .... you know you want to .
Marielle is certainly an asset to any company she works with. Marielle is not only kind and empathic, she is a gifted writer and orator who is one of the quickest wits I know!
Not only will you get an intelligent, ethical, capable employee, but you will also get someone that is a lot of fun to be around.
Whether as part of a team, or a "team of one", Marielle will wow you with her unique, eye-catching writing style! Hire her; you will NOT be disappointed!
Hardworking, caring, an eye for detail, and a perfectionist. Marielle will be your best hiring decision.
Every workplace needs someone like Marielle, who thinks outside the box!
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Status: Closed — this petition is no longer accepting signatures.
Final supporters
Hi. I really need a job. Like, really need one. And seeing as you're currently hiring, please hear me out: You need me -- and I need you.
You can probably tell how desperate I am to catch your attention since most people don't bring petitions containing nearly a thousand signatures to their job interviews; Yet, here I am. Desperate not just for a job, but for a career. I am your proud and atypical strange duck, and I've been hiding my gifts. I am finally ready to share them in the world of writing, especially as they pertain to creative media, culture, and/or comedy. Are you ready? If not, at least I know you won't forget my interview -- because one of my talents is creating memorable moments from weird situations -- those that so easily draw interest and amusement from almost any crowd.
I have collected hundreds of signatures from people who believe I am worth taking a chance on. That said, my proposal to you today is: Will you sign the 1,000th and last signature on my petition, and agree to give me an opportunity to work for you? HIRE ME TODAY!
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You’d be freakin lucky to have a team member as ferociously funny, creative, loyal, capable, and most importantly the most solid human on this god awful people rock. You probably have regretted a lot in your life, but hiring Marielle certainly won’t be one! Xx
Over the course of my friendship with Marielle , the one phrase I don't remember ever having to use is " what do you mean ? " . 99% wheat here - very little chaff . Be number 1,000 .... you know you want to .
Marielle is certainly an asset to any company she works with. Marielle is not only kind and empathic, she is a gifted writer and orator who is one of the quickest wits I know!
Not only will you get an intelligent, ethical, capable employee, but you will also get someone that is a lot of fun to be around.
Whether as part of a team, or a "team of one", Marielle will wow you with her unique, eye-catching writing style! Hire her; you will NOT be disappointed!
Hardworking, caring, an eye for detail, and a perfectionist. Marielle will be your best hiring decision.
Every workplace needs someone like Marielle, who thinks outside the box!
Rooting for you!
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You’d be freakin lucky to have a team member as ferociously funny, creative, loyal, capable, and most importantly the most solid human on this god awful people rock. You probably have regretted a lot in your life, but hiring Marielle certainly won’t be one! Xx