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SHE IS STAYING BEHIND BARS AND JUSTICE HAS OFFICIALLY BEEN SERVED!! I AM ABSOLUTELY THRILLED THAT OUR PRESSURE KEPT HER LOCKED UP RIGHT WHERE SHE BELONGS!! LETS STAY WATCHFUL TO MAKE SURE SHE ACTUALLY FINISHES EVERY SINGLE DAY OF THAT SENTENCE!!

July 1, 2007

Keep Paris Hilton In The Slammer

Keep Paris Hilton In The Slammer

🏆 Won — 615 supporters Verified

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Started by Anonymous 19 years, 2 months ago
It has come to my attention that there are some sick puppies in this world (http://www.ipetitions.com/petition/PH21781/) who would like for Paris Hilton to evade her 45-day jail term for driving under the influence. THESE PEOPLE ARE SICK AND WRONG. This petition is my humble attempt to keep the wonky-eyed bint safely locked up for her full prison sentence. My reasons for her sticking in the slammer are thus: 1) She obviously can\'t drive. If she could she wouldn\'t have got caught in the first place. 2) She could have killed someone. 3) Did I mention her wonky eye 4) If she was a young ethnic minority in LA her sentence would have been a lot more severe. 5) She\'s a bit too orange and botoxed for my liking. If she\'s banged away for 45 days we get to see what she REALLY looks like. Okay that\'s all.

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Reached 500 supporters

May 11, 2007

May 9, 2007

WE ARE TEARING TOWARD FIVE HUNDRED SIGNATURES AND I NEED EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU TO PUSH HARD RIGHT NOW!! BLAST THIS LINK TO EVERY CORNER OF THE INTERNET BECAUSE JUSTICE DEMANDS SHE STAYS LOCKED UP!! LET US HIT THIS MILESTONE FAST AND KEEP THE PRESSURE MOUNTING!!!

May 9, 2007

THE MOMENTUM IS ABSOLUTELY EXPLODING RIGHT NOW!! I AM BEYOND EXCITED THAT SO MANY PEOPLE AGREE SHE NEEDS TO FACE THE CONSEQUENCES!!

Reached 100 supporters

May 9, 2007

6 Comments

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Kevin Ellis
19 years ago Featured

Driving drunk is no joke. If that was any of us we would be in there for way longer.

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Marcus Zhang
19 years ago Featured

Exactly. If she was just a normal person nobody would be asking to let her out early. ridiculous.

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Brenda Osborne
19 years ago Featured

Finally someone said it! Put her in an orange jumpsuit and lets see if that tan fades away. She needs to learn her lesson like everyone else

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Sarah Haddad
19 years ago Featured

she could have killed someone she is so reckless she needs to stay in jail period.

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Linda Palmer
19 years ago Featured

She has been coddled her whole life. keep her in there.

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Gary Park
19 years ago Featured

She thinks she is above the law just because of who she is. lock her up for the full time.

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