To: The Honorable Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger Paris Whitney Hilton is an American celebrity and socialite. She is an heiress to a share of the Hilton Hotel fortune, and as such thinsk she can flaut the law of YOUR state by driving while barred. She provides hope for young people all over the U.S. and the world. If they one day hope to become skanky ho\'s. She provides beauty and excitement to (most of) our otherwise mundane lives. And lazy eyes, she also provides those. Hilton is notable for her leading roles on the FOX reality series The Simple Life and in the remake of the Vincent Price horror classic \"House of Wax\". So if she doesnt get locked up for driving while barred, she should be locked up for those atrocities. In addition to her work as an actress, she has achieved some recognition as a model, amateur porn star, celebrity spokesperson, singer, and writer. I could go on, but basically she thinks her money should buy her out of having to do a jail term that would be handed down to any other civilian regardless of thier social standing. Get her behind bars, where she belongs! To quote TheTurnipKing, \"Dear Arnie. Hang the bitch for all we care.\"

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