We, the following citizens and proud and funny family members of the aforementioned individual, Lucy ‘Glassic’ Ketterer, do hereby exercise our rights to petition in an earnest appeal to instate said individual, lucy ‘glassic’ ketterer, on facebook immediately. If said individual does not form a facebook account by April 1, 2013 all glassic family members will revoke all family rights, reunion/party invitations, and family recipes. we will then form a revolutionary and come to camp hill and open an account for you!!!