Hello Earthlings. We are gathered here today to stop the minion apocalypse. Now a days, I can not enjoy some simple damn chicken nuggets from McKeeDee's without wanting to cry. Minions are the sum of all evil. Everywhere I go, minions are invading our land. As Americans, we have the freedom to our own land. I beg of you, please sign my petition. Minions need to be gone for good.