#makelauragreatagain #WHEREISTHEBREASTMEAT
If that's supposed to be Laura croft I'm offended. Laura would have a more crossfit style body type if she was to be murdering bandits and raiding tomb gems... that nice lady looks too feeble to survive the wild, unless Laura now utilizes stealth a wide selection of cleverly crafted hand grenades designed to spook, bewilder, and traumatize the villains while she slithers past.
This kind women looks as though her skin was draped upon her thin bird skeleton, she'd make a better Laura croft if Laura was now like a spiderman and she used like crochet yarn nets that would tangle the evildoers and or hook shaped yarn baskets that could be lowered to pick up the ancient valuable trinkets on the pressure plates while she circled safely above.
The Laura I grew up with used her mass to pummel the men, her swings were counterweighted by tonnages of breast meat, when she jumped the stone cracked and she didn't get very high either, her huge guns were strapped to her hips like tiny toys, she could carry every single treasure and she didn't even have a frigging purse or back sack.
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