My mother refuses to get me a duck. Let me tell you I think it would be very beneficial event in my life. I could teach my duck to skateboard, tons of tricks, and most importantly he would be my best friend. That’s right, my emotional support duck. I have names picked out; I could name it.. Quack sparrow, James Pond, or Quackie Chan. Probably Quackie Chan, cuz that ones the coolest. So listen mom. I’m gonna get me a duck and I don’t care what it takes!