U.S. Congresswoman Lauren Boebert and her husband Jayson Boebert have been banned from the Rifle Fireside Lanes bowling alley in Rifle, CO after Jayson was arrested for showing his penis tattoo to a female minor child inside the bowling alley. Lauren was also present, However, by all known accounts, Lauren did not likewise expose her genitalia to the minor child.

Both have been banned from the bowling alley since that time. Ms. Boebert went on to get her GED in 2020 and is now a U.S. Congresswoman, known for her unparalleled class and intelligence. Jayson is still her husband. It is a stain on the city of Rifle and indeed the entire state of Colorado that a widely renowned world leader such as Lauren Boebert cannot bowl in her town's premiere bowling establishment.

The time for cancel culture is over. Let Lauren and Jayson bowl again! Once we get 20,000 signatures, we will present this petition to Rifle Fireside Lanes!