Your cooking for one, You want bangers and mash, You go to your fridge and there's your packet of 4 sausages! But wait, you can't eat 4 sausages and 2 sausages just isn't enough so you have 3, yay you.
However the lonely sausage, the one you didn't pick, (just like when you were at school and always got picked last in PE) ;-), that sad and humiliated sausage knows his fate is to go back to the cold fridge to die. He'll probably get mould because you'll forget he's there for 6 mths and once hes turned to mush you'll discard his fatty lumpy remains into a bin.
This is no life for a sausage so please help us save the single sausage. Let's petition to get packs of 3 sausages for the #singlesausagelovers
All our love

Professor Porkie and Doctor breakfast-meat