The broom is finally straight. I have spent far too much time staring at that handle but at least we can move on now. Thank you for sticking with me through this long and ridiculous process.
September 24, 2016
Final supporters
Steve Shives owns a broom. And yet it is never straight. It leans at an angle and detracts our attention from his brilliance and virtuousness. We stand as a united front who demand that Steve straighten this broom now.
We shall not rest until the angle of that broom is visually pleasing to us. Join the cause. #BroomAnglesMatter
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July 31, 2016
The comments keep coming in and while I am exhausted by the constant sight of that crooked handle I am grateful people see the urgency here. I am still waiting for any acknowledgment from his side but ignoring us only makes the case against that broom stronger.
Reached 100 supporters
July 31, 2016
130 Comments
I don't know why Steve shives blocked me on Twitter even though we have never spoken but I do feel like he should either stand up his broom straight or just move it out of frame.
It's time for Steve to do the right thing, and that means ensuring a right angle between the broom handle and the floor.
Brooms are very important to me, and they deserve respect. His broom sits in a place that effectively sweeps away rational thought.
I, like so many others, fear that the Earth itself must alter its angle before would straighten his iconic broom.
I know of many people who have unsubbed from Steve, simply because his broom isn't straight. If he would just straighten it up, I'm certain his sub count would be back on the up and up.
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deek
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The broom is finally straight. I have spent far too much time staring at that handle but at least we can move on now. Thank you for sticking with me through this long and ridiculous process.
September 24, 2016
Final supporters
Steve Shives owns a broom. And yet it is never straight. It leans at an angle and detracts our attention from his brilliance and virtuousness. We stand as a united front who demand that Steve straighten this broom now.
We shall not rest until the angle of that broom is visually pleasing to us. Join the cause. #BroomAnglesMatter
Updates
July 31, 2016
The comments keep coming in and while I am exhausted by the constant sight of that crooked handle I am grateful people see the urgency here. I am still waiting for any acknowledgment from his side but ignoring us only makes the case against that broom stronger.
Reached 100 supporters
July 31, 2016
130 Comments
This is highly disturbing! I can't concentrate on Steve's razor sharp intellect whilst that damn broom is not straight!!!!
I don't know why Steve shives blocked me on Twitter even though we have never spoken but I do feel like he should either stand up his broom straight or just move it out of frame.
It's time for Steve to do the right thing, and that means ensuring a right angle between the broom handle and the floor.
Brooms are very important to me, and they deserve respect. His broom sits in a place that effectively sweeps away rational thought.
I, like so many others, fear that the Earth itself must alter its angle before would straighten his iconic broom.
I know of many people who have unsubbed from Steve, simply because his broom isn't straight. If he would just straighten it up, I'm certain his sub count would be back on the up and up.
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This is highly disturbing! I can't concentrate on Steve's razor sharp intellect whilst that damn broom is not straight!!!!