You're watching television, after a long and stressful day at home or the office, to unwind. Or perhaps you're even a little depressed about some event in your personal life and just want some distraction for a while. Ah, the commercial break. That time for you to think things over. But wait, what is that? That sad music, that familiar voice, those beautiful animals... Oh no, you've just been bombarded by the most depressing television commercial in history: The ASPCA advertisement to help abused and neglected animals, hosted by Sara McLachlan. That aforementioned sad music, the horribly abused animals. The guilt thrust upon you when you can not afford to help. Now you're even more stressed! More depressed! Stop these emotionally abusive ads before it's too late!