Me and my friends are students at our high school, and we have seen a tradition of getting buzzcuts for the football players who get into varsity. We are sick and tired of football players with the most stunning haircuts take a razor to their heads and shaving it off in the most abominable way just because they got into varsity. It is heartbreaking to see someone with an absolutely exquisite hairstyle get such a displeasing haircut. We suggest that the football team does something actually funny and original instead of taking a razor to your hair and going KZKKRKZRTTRTZ.