This idea was Bravo Humberdink Zulu\'s idea. We hold these truths to be self evident that all fanny packs must go. We stand united as *brothers and *sisters and we demand that our total world domination begin with the banning of all fanny packs and/or fanny pack-like things. (People from FLORIDA know what I\'m talkin\' about!) Fuck you very much, THE UNDERSIGNED. *Upon signing this petition, you are also giving Tards Corner and all it\'s mod/admin members the right to sell your soul if they so choose.