Vin Grayson: the New 5th Member of One Direction.
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Vin Grayson has done it all. Wrestling champion. Theatrical star. Breakout film actor. Dance prodigy. Classy gentleman. I heard he even won a fajita eating contest that one time.
Now, the opportunity of a lifetime knocks. And Vin Grayson will answer - but he needs your help. In the past, he's been known as the "One Man Boy Band".
With your signature, he will become... "the One-Fifth of a Boy Band...Man". The title needs some work. Don't judge me. I'm on a deadline.
With the departure of "token hot guy with a name that sounds like a Middle Eastern food dish" Zayn Malik, One Direction DESPERATELY needs a new fifth member. And Vin Grayson IS THE ONLY OPTION.
Sign our petition. Make Vin Grayson the newest member of One Direction. Solve global warming. Have your pets spayed and neutered. Vinnie will do it all. But only YOU can make it happen.
LET'S DO THIS THING and get 250,000 signatures. Simon Cowell, take notice.
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